So Fritz put on his green pants,red vest,and straw hat .He put the watches in the suit case and went out side . He stumbled across a yellow house with a purple roof. He knocked on the door and out came a raccoon lady.
"Hello" said Mrs Raccoon
"Well top of the morning mam. My name is Fritz the cat and I am making you an incredible offer. " said Fritz
"Offer?" asked Mrs Raccoon
"Right right. What I have here in my suit case is a bunch of state of the art wrist watches."
"State of the art huh? These look like ordinary watches if you ask me."
Responded Mrs Raccoon
"Ordinary? No these are not ordinary watches.They are....."
But then Mrs Raccoon interrupt him and close the door
"I don't have time for this. I already have an ass of wrist watches."
Fritz got out to a bad start. So he tried the next house to his left.
Fritz rang the doorbell. An elephant came out .
"Hello ,I am Fritz the cat .Say do you need an extra clock around your house?"
"Yes I do need an extra clock." Replied Genn the elephant.
"Then what you need is one of these state of the art wrist watches. You can take two if you like. Said Fritz
" I'll take six." Said the Genn the Elephant
"Far out ,That with be five bucks each." Said Fritz as he twitched his tail
"Hey before I buy them ,can I try one on?" Asked Genn
"Well of course" said Fritz . Genn tried on of the watches on his wrist. It didn't fit.
"Uh Fritz, I this one is to small for my wrist. " said Genn
"OK then .Maybe it will fit around your truck . " recommend Fritz So Genn putt it on his truck. It didn't fit either.
"It's too tight. " said Genn. .
"How about it wearing on your tail ? " asked Fritz
"I can barely see my own tail. I'm sorry this won't do " said Genn as he closes the door.
So Fritz tried the next house. He rang the doorbell,and a blue Jay answered it.
"Hello my good man. I am Fritz the cat and would like to make you an offer you won't refuse . What I got here are beautiful, colorful eye-catching state of the art watches
Only five bucks each
" Said Fritz
" I don't need anymore watches. " replied Eric the blue Jay
Fritz could not give up yet. He saw an old house near the lake, surrounded by willow trees and dragon flies . Fritz was a little freaked out by the dragon flies but knocked on the guys door anyway. An old red eared slider came out.
" Well hello there young man." Replied the turtle
Fritz " Good afternoon man. My name is Fritz the cat.I am about to make you an offer you won't refuse. These state of the art watches will be yours for only five bucks. Said Fritz
"Well out with the old and in with the new. Well my wrist watch is slower than I am.I'll take two. " said the turtle
"Purrrrr-fect . said Fritz
" Now let me find my wallet. " said the turtle .The turtle looked in his shell .He pulled out a bag of peanuts,a library card and paddle ball. Then he looked in his other shell.Pulled out a Bible, a teddy bear, and some fun. Fritz started to get bored so he started playing with the paddle ball. The turtle looked through eight other shells later until he finally found his wallet. He gave Fritz ten dollars.
Meanwhile Winston Schwartz had Finnish her homework. She was at Star Bucks with Margret Capybara and Fiona Fossa . They were drinking ice coffee.
"So how is your coffee birthday girl ?" Asked Fiona
"Delicious" Replied Winston as she licked her lips
"Winston when you Finnish your coffee ,we need to make a stop at Randell's place. Said Margaret
" What for? " asked Winston .
"Oh I left my jacket there the other night" said Margaret
" Oh fine. We'll stop by Randell's. " said Winston
"So what did you get for your birthday? " asked Fiona
"Well I got a new dress from my sister, and 50 dollars from my mother." Replied Winston
Winston Finnish her coffee. and the girls left Star Bucks and drove to Randell's house.
The girls walked inside the house .The lights were off ,but Randell turned them on .
"Surprise!!!!" shouted Rover ,Buzz,Hans and Randell. There were balloons everywhere,and a big Banner that spelled Happy birthday Winston. There was a big chocolate cake, chocolate vanilla ice cream ,marshmallows, pretzels,donuts , and chocolate fountain.In the middle of the table there was a big bowl of strawberry punch.
"Happy Birthday Winston Schwartz the fox." Said Randell as he lifted his tail.
"Why,this is wonderful. Thank you everybody!" Said Winston with a big smile on her face.
"Hey it's nothing" said Hans
"Say,where's my boyfriend Fritz? " ask Winston. Looking around the room.
"Maybe he's running late. He said he was buying you a birthday present.". Said Rover
" He forgot to buy me a present? " said Winston Angrily
"Hey while we are waiting for him, how about we play pin the tail on the ass." Request Buzz
"Sure why not. I don't want to blow out my candles without Fritz." Said Winston.
Fritz had already 18 more watches. He got 400 Bucks in his wallet.
He went home and took off his clothes and put on his red sweater and tan jeans.
" Okay I finally have 400 dollars. To the jewelry store! " said Fritz heroically
He walked out of his house and went to the jewelry store.
" Say man I get that 100 carrot ring please. "
"That will be 400.99 dollars . said the anteater cashier
Fritz handed the anteater the money.
" okay where's the 99¢ ? " asked the anteater
"99¢? " said Fritz.
"Are you fucking kidding me? It costs $400.99¢ ,not 400.0 !" Yelled the anteater
" But please it's my girlfriend's birthday .I' ll pay you back on Monday. "
"No ,no ,no! You won't pay me back Monday,because you are not getting the dam ring .Now get your fuzzy ass out of my shop!" Yelled the anteater
Fritz walked out of the shop heartbroken. All the sudden he saw a crow chasing after his hat .
" Get back here! " shouted the crow .His hat was about to drop in a mud puddle ,but Fritz catches it. Fritz tried the hat on and looked at himself in the mirror.
"Not a bad fit " said Fritz. He turned to the crow .
"Oh sorry sir.Here." said Fritz
" You saved my hat cat. Thank you. " said the crow happily as he put his hat on his head.
" By the way what is your name? " asked Fritz
"My named is Duke.Duke the crow."
"They call me Fritz the cat."
"Fritz, that's one far out name cat. Say what's with the long face?" Asked Duke
"Oh I wanted to buy a gift for my vulpine girlfriend, Winston, for her birthday, but I don't have enough money . "
" How much it costs?"
"400.99. I only had 400 dollars in my wallet."
So Duke handed Fritz a dollar .
"Take it cat." Said Duke
"You sure?" Asked Fritz
"Yeah .I can't go in there. The sign says no blacks and Mexicans allowed. Said Duke with a sad face
" Gee thanks man" said Fritz happily
"It's the least I can do. Have a good day." Said Duke as he walked home
Fritz went back to the store and handed the anteater the money. He bought the ring.
It was 8:00 PM ,Fritz walked to Randell's house. He knocked on the door.
"I will get it" said Randell . He open the door .
" Hey there sorry I am late. " said Fritz
"Hey everybody Fritz the cat is here."
Everyone cheered except for Winston Schwartz
"Fritz ,why the hell you are late? " asked Winston Schwartz
"To buy your Present. It was super expensive." Said Fritz.
"Put it by the other gifts ." said Winston
" Ladies and Gentlemen it's time for the birthday girl to blow out her candles!" Said Randell
Fritz, Randell, Buzz,Hans,Rover, Margaret and Fiona sang happy birthday to Winston. She blow out her candles. After that it was time for Winston to open her presents.
She got two12 pack of beer from Buzz and Hans, a 30 pack of cigarettes from Randell,and rubber bone from Rover. Margaret and Fiona gave her 20 dollars each. It was time to open Fritz's gift
"A big beautiful diamond ring. Oh thanks s Fritz. I love it. And I love you." Said Winston Schwartz as she hugged Fritz.
"I love you too Winston. "Said Fritz.